Peculiarly-named WiFi networks

So I was at a church waiting for a concert to start, and as usual I had my iPad, and as usual I went to see if there was free WiFi.
There wasn't, but there was this WiFi network that... that...


There was this WiFi network that just seemed like a church would be the worst place for it to be discovered in. I dunno. It just wouldn't be appropriate for a person to feel a tingling sensation and DEATH while they're at a church. Churches are supposed to be spiritual holy places, or at least that's what I'm supposed to think.
Whoever this WiFi network belongs to must have a lot of fun with it freaking out churchgoers.

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